Berlusconi was attacked by topless bimbos while trying to vote.
Sorry, no video as yet, but I am sure it beats getting his teeth knocked out with a statue, all to hell!
http://www.rappler.com/nation/22502-topless-feminists-harass-berlusconiHe couldn't possibly have forgotten to pay someone?
Perhaps this suggests a new legal defense, that he never actually hired prostitutes, no way! He was jumped by excited members of the opposition.
May the freshest hair transplant win...