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Re: Are Americans and Ukrainians so different?
« Reply #15 on: 20:02 09-Jan-2018 »
You have good outlook.
I don't know if I could explain another comparison so I thought I would mansplain with pictures hastily patched together. It was gonna be a GIF but couldn't figure the darn Macromedia flash program out. So here we go:
It's kind of like the Truman Show but a sh*tty evil version :)

Stoked about arrival in nicer part of Kyiv after a bad location:


Welcoming committee is organized




People will talk. Not to you but about you.


who cares? Let 'em talk



The world is filled with beauty



People go from talking about you to verbal harrassment.
They are all Brothers and Sisters.
Most decide not to go to prison with their Bruzzer for robbing or beating the American
but it doesn't stop anyone from trying to decide while standing next to their intended victim (me)
Most of this is due to rumors spread by one main person who takes it upon herself to stir the pot.

This becomes a favorite past-time for kids who know they are immune from punishment, at least from fellow Ukrainians as someone else pointed out in another topic.



Staying out of public to help calm the situation doesn't help much.
These defenders of their friend's honour's actions are commendable. So they recruit neighbors and make house calls (well technically yard calls)



I know quite a few fathers and the country's brave defenders are East with the War and all soo...grin and bear it grin and bear it

In America I could press charges but here it is no problem to slander apparently. At least it must be because EVERYONE did it with not one eyelash batted (well not everyone but certainly a lot) Didn't matter as it was the American! "Everyone hates him" is their rallying cry. From a sociological standpoint the whole charade wasis funny and sad, but never a dull moment.

When the vigilantes figure out their stategy is losing steam they opt for another popular past-time here. Talking about men's balls and cocks. Most people seemed to be sure my balls were small and that I do not even have a cock  :D Men, women, children were lining up to stroll by while eyeballing my package. This they like to follow up with "What is it?"  :D :D :D

Random people seem to enjoy that approach the best. I had to resort to a nekked photo on Instagram LOL!

The whole thing just goes totally out of control with random groups of people threatening and harrassing me.

Drama queen organizing this has decided she is judge, jury and all that other stuff.

For the most part a real eye opener  :D :D


The hyena laugh from the yard every evening, I knew K. was walking home, come by to make sure I knew she was still able to cough out a fake laugh for my enjoyment ) and her comrades )

So there you go a difference between American and Ukraine

The standard attack plan appears to be :

Homo ---> Spitting ----> small balls ---> spitting ---> Pedo --->no cock ---> slow ---> retard ---> spit in food ---> don't fight because guyz we might catch AIDS ----> various flavor death threats (guys like this one, it really helps stretch there imagination)

I'm missing a lot in this flow chart but you get the gist. I hope if some guys are considering coming to this country they read this and realize what kind of people live here. Not all people are like this in Ukraine. Like Kyivkpic pointed out, help others avoid a potential pitfall if they are on the fence )

this is how Ukrainians Ukraine an ya' yo














« Last Edit: 23:28 11-Jan-2018 by Kord »

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Re: Are Americans and Ukrainians so different?
« Reply #16 on: 15:23 11-Jan-2018 »

Kord, you hit the nail with the above post.

I've actually seen that scenario here.

There's a good Ukraine and there's a bad Ukraine, and sometimes you just don't know which one you're lookin' at.

« Last Edit: 15:29 11-Jan-2018 by Reggie »
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Re: Are Americans and Ukrainians so different?
« Reply #17 on: 15:33 11-Jan-2018 »
Now that's a party!

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Re: Are Americans and Ukrainians so different?
« Reply #18 on: 15:38 11-Jan-2018 »

Difference between America and Ukraine?   

Maybe the best way to put it is: 

Different ideas about romance.





I mean, if you are going to convince a lady to get in the bathtub with you (in a Bikini  ;) ), and with a photographer present, at least be decent enough to buy some mildew cleaner and give that tub a good scrub before.

But then again, I'm sure there's some weird poopty that goes in America too.
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Re: Are Americans and Ukrainians so different?
« Reply #19 on: 16:54 11-Jan-2018 »
But then again, I'm sure there's some weird poopty that goes in America too.

Where are you from Reg?

Weird poopty in America?
Reality often trumps fiction in that regard.

I've done some pretty weird poopty in my short time on the planet.  :D :D :D
+ I know or heard stories 10x worse than my silly adventures XD
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Re: Are Americans and Ukrainians so different?
« Reply #20 on: 04:47 29-Mar-2018 »
We should change this to North Americans and Ukrainians, because I kinda love this Canadian story. Vegans in Ukraine? LOL , in North America? Those idiots ...

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/we-were-in-shock-vegan-protesters-say-toronto-chef-carved-up-deer-leg-in-front-of-them-1.3862411


If I am ever in Toronto, Antler is now on my list to visit to eat!!!

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Re: Are Americans and Ukrainians so different?
« Reply #21 on: 20:57 29-Mar-2018 »
I'd a just walked out front with the Kitchen hose and sprayed them down with water.

Then I would have sat down to a nice meal of grilled venison, some aged cheddar, delicious fresh baked bread and a glass of wine.

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Re: Are Americans and Ukrainians so different?
« Reply #22 on: 21:54 13-Jan-2019 »
Are N. Americans and Slavs so different?

Definitely.

Slavs love to stare. Stare with that miserable sullen zombie glower.






Comrades of the Corn  ;) ;D

P.s. I had already posted about the staring. More staring here lol
« Last Edit: 21:56 13-Jan-2019 by Kord »

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Re: Are Americans and Ukrainians so different?
« Reply #23 on: 22:00 13-Jan-2019 »
Slavic Squat

How many times has this happened?

Your walking along and notice some ladies having a squat.



This is a common sight and hilarious. The only good thing that can come out of this is if they are not pissing or poopting (which slavs will do for everyone's benefit)

You can take a Slav out of the village but you can't take the village out of the Slav.

F7king Peasants

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Re: Are Americans and Ukrainians so different?
« Reply #24 on: 04:47 14-Jan-2019 »
I like watching their reactions when I mime snapping a photo and say "click".

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Re: Are Americans and Ukrainians so different?
« Reply #25 on: 06:40 14-Jan-2019 »
Suka Blyat

Every Slav knows that heels of your feet is touching ground in proper squat.

Are no Slavettes, are Amerikanski spies

Peezdets
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Re: Are Americans and Ukrainians so different?
« Reply #26 on: 21:30 14-Jan-2019 »
Suka Blyat

Every Slav knows that heels of your feet is touching ground in proper squat.

Are no Slavettes, are Amerikanski spies

Peezdets
lol, Kyivkpic I did not know you knew Gopnik lingo )

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Re: Are Americans and Ukrainians so different?
« Reply #27 on: 21:59 14-Jan-2019 »
Suka Blyat

Every Slav knows that heels of your feet is touching ground in proper squat.

Are no Slavettes, are Amerikanski spies

Peezdets
lol, Kyivkpic I did not know you knew Gopnik lingo )

https://www.facebook.com/SquattingSlavs/

Join the gopnik party. Adidas tracksuit required.

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Re: Are Americans and Ukrainians so different?
« Reply #28 on: 04:03 16-Jan-2019 »
Suka Blyat

Every Slav knows that heels of your feet is touching ground in proper squat.

Are no Slavettes, are Amerikanski spies

Peezdets
lol, Kyivkpic I did not know you knew Gopnik lingo )

https://www.facebook.com/SquattingSlavs/

Join the gopnik party. Adidas tracksuit required.
I think you meant "aBidas"  ;D ;D
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Re: Are Americans and Ukrainians so different?
« Reply #29 on: 11:24 16-Jan-2019 »

I think you meant "aBidas"  ;D ;D
and Louis Vitton purses xaxa


Does Louis Vuitton make broom sticks as well?   :) :)