Author Topic: Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court  (Read 387 times)

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Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court
« on: 20:11 18-Feb-2018 »
I have never heard this one before. Possibly already been told by millions of US schoolkids. I like it; it suits my sense of humour.  ;) :) ::)


The judge looks at the papers and says to Mickey,

"So it says here that you are filing for divorce on the grounds that your wife is mentally insane. Is that true?"

"I didn't say she was insane!" exclaims Mickey, "I said she was fuc-king Goofy!"


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Re: Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court
« Reply #1 on: 21:17 18-Feb-2018 »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D
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