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Offline UKUA

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I couldn't happily post this anywhere other than "Fun, Games and Jokes". I checked the dates of both source and report to ensure they were not dated 1st April.

According to a report in the official magazine of its Defense Ministry, Russian "super-soldiers" are able to use "parapsychology" techniques to crash enemy computers, access the minds of foreign soldiers, and read documents inside locked safes - abilities they gained, according to the article, from telepathic dolphins they can now communicate with.

The report is almost certainly nonsense. But it does raise questions about the ambitions - and perhaps dysfunctions - of Russia's military.

Russia's super-soldiers are parapsychologists

 
« Last Edit: 15:52 07-Apr-2019 by UKUA »


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Well, playing with dolphins is better than staring at goats I guess.
Recent science has shown that saliva causes cancer, but only swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.

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Poor stupid fu cke rs have to resort to outrageous bull s hi t like this....the end is near for Russia for sure.
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Peace is the failure of the military to convince the government that it can and should kick its enemies ass.

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Another vodka soaked trance...
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One. Yakov Smirnoff

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Are these the dolphins trained by the military that Russia stole from Ukraine during the invasion of Crimea?  Do Russian Naval officers communicate with them via S?ance? 
https://www.newsweek.com/ukraines-dolphin-army-dead-after-refusing-russian-military-takeover-says-kiev-929407