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Title: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: kyivkpic on 22:42 13-Mar-2014
Russia is claiming that Ukraine has been overrun by fascist neo nazi's who overthrew the government to institute a Jewish central banker as the new Prime Minister.

Meanwhile, Yanukovich claims to still be President of Ukraine in exile while wanted as a mass murder, after leaving behind warehouses of proof of his theft and corruption, and Russia is preaching about democracy and economics and morality while giving him sanctuary.

But nothing is as mind blowing as the fact that the world's most decadent and degenerate Eastern European mafia pig had a golden loaf of bread to remind him that money has no nutritional value.
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: BubbaGump on 16:58 15-Mar-2014
Albert Camus was right...
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: Tnic on 17:29 15-Mar-2014
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Russia is claiming that Ukraine has been overrun by fascist neo nazi's who overthrew the government to institute a Jewish central banker as the new Prime Minister.

I still haven't figured that one out.  Nazis working for a Jew?  SERIOUSLY?  They must have really made some changes to party thinking.
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: David Rochlin on 20:17 15-Mar-2014
I wouldn't say that Right Sector and Svoboda don't include quite a few Nazis.  The reason this works is that Ukrainians are not very doctrinaire, even a bit fuzzy when it comes to ideology.  It is not like they teach how to goose step in public school.  They simply aren't Nazis in the old school sense.
To add to the weirdness, many of the Pro-Russia provocateurs  are essentially Nazi skinheads, with some modest political re-education. 
   Anyway, Yatsenyuk was a compromise, and it is far from clear that right wing parties would back him in the election.   

Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: kyivkpic on 21:27 15-Mar-2014
David Rochlin, you should have a caveat to each of your inane and ill informed posts that you are not in Ukraine, have only visited a number of times, and that were not here during the revolution and you just repeat stupid poop you read on the internet that's mostly written at a third grade level. Please don't posts on my threads.

I asked my wife, a Jewish Ukrainian, living here with me in Ukraine unlike some fools on this forum, if she believes that Hitler is going to return from Argentina and resurrect the Third Reich, via the Slavs, whom he considered to be subhuman, and to kill off the rest of the Jews including my daughter.

She didn't think so. She just murmured something about Yatseniuk and the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and laughed maniacally and said they are getting closer...

The Jewish community and leaders have come out and stated anti-semitism was not present among the protesters of politics  Euromaidan, nor is the Jewish community concerned.

The Nazi's are not coming back, David Rochlin, don't worry. The Jews appreciate your concern, but my wife asked you Frak off.
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: Carlusha on 21:51 15-Mar-2014

The Nazi's are not coming back, David Rochlin, don't worry. The Jews appreciate your concern, but my wife asked you Frak off.


The 50% Jewish side of my wife would probably have said the same but I won't bother her. She has enough on her plate right now.
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: AkMike on 22:11 15-Mar-2014
Speaking of wives... Has Claus given any updates on his wife's quest? I'm rooting for her and the rest of them.
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: David Rochlin on 22:59 15-Mar-2014
The musings of Oleh Tyahnybok, Ukrainian Hero:
"On July 20, 2004, Tyahnybok was expelled from the Our Ukraine parliamentary faction[8][11] after he made a speech in the Carpathian Mountains at the gravesite of a commander of the Ukrainian Insurgent Army.[11] In the speech, which was aired on television in the summer of 2004, he made comments like:[12]
"[You are the ones] that the Moscow-Jewish mafia ruling Ukraine fears most"[11]
"They were not afraid and we should not be afraid. They took their automatic guns on their necks and went into the woods, and fought against the Moskali, Germans, Kikes and other scum who wanted to take away our Ukrainian state."[10]
"In April 2005, Tyahnybok co-signed an open letter to President Yushchenko calling for a parliamentary investigation into the "criminal activities of organized Jewry in Ukraine."[4][15]"
And his party wants to put nationality/ethnicity back on passports.
From his bio in Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oleh_Tyahnybok (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oleh_Tyahnybok)
Of course this was eight years ago.  Still, I am not aware that he regrets taking these positions.
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: kyivkpic on 23:33 15-Mar-2014
I guess he grew up...something you should think about doing, David...

Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: David Rochlin on 01:29 16-Mar-2014
BBC Newsnight:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5SBo0akeDMY (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5SBo0akeDMY)

This rather slickly reveals Nazi symbolism and politics in Kyiv's new order.  However, Right Sektor is probably smaller not the biggest and membership less political than suggested.
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: kyivkpic on 18:03 16-Mar-2014
Again, Jews are not worried, and that would include my wife and daughter.




Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: BubbaGump on 19:11 16-Mar-2014
...what's with the bogus Nazi bs video...somebody here needs to get a life...really...

...and it must be nice to feel so superior while pontificating about that which you have no personal knowledge/experience from the comfort of your West Coast little village hovel...
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: Ted on 19:31 16-Mar-2014
BBC Newsnight:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5SBo0akeDMY (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5SBo0akeDMY)

This rather slickly reveals Nazi symbolism and politics in Kyiv's new order.  However, Right Sektor is probably smaller not the biggest and membership less political than suggested.

You believe this bullpoop? Seriously? Dude, you need to come to Ukraine today and get an eyefull of truth.
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: BubbaGump on 19:34 16-Mar-2014
...but...Fraucha...who needs truth when he's got CNN...  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: Garik on 19:54 16-Mar-2014
I'm Jewish, I was born in Dnepropetrovsk, grown up in Chicago and now live here in Kiev I'm not worried about Nazis. I helped guys on maidan with food, our friends helped out as well. We have nazis and skinheads in US too, so what? It's a loud minority and no more than that!
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: Garik on 20:02 16-Mar-2014
...but...Fraucha...who needs truth when he's got CNN...  :D :D :D

Like they reported about Russian forces took over Borispol airport!  :o
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: BubbaGump on 13:51 17-Mar-2014
...but...Fraucha...who needs truth when he's got CNN...  :D :D :D

Like they reported about Russian forces took over Borispol airport!  :o

...oooooooooooohhhh yeaaaaaahhhh...  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: kyivkpic on 15:17 02-Jul-2014
The Ukrainian army is now tasked with saving us from Russia. Last year, I wouldn't have trusted them to pull my car out of a ditch.


Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: kyivkpic on 21:31 15-Oct-2014


The Ukrainian army has not fared well...but the volunteer battalions have created a kind of DIY volunteer war supported by English teachers and expats turned revolution/war correspondents. Killing Russians is now a blood sport with plenty of GoPro footage. The model sets and video games are already out.

The story in the East is a typical Russian story. Things were poopty and then there was a war and a lot of people died. The OSCE is critical of the lack of respect for human life in Eastern Ukraine, however nobody noted that this is not a new development. The rest of Ukraine is moving on, or at least trying to and seem to have no more f*cks to give for Donbass and Crimea.

It appears to be the end of Act II. Sanctions are on from America and the EU. Russia just made a long and boring toast and downed another vodka.



 
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: BubbaGump on 11:53 16-Oct-2014
The story in the East is a typical Russian story. The rest of Ukraine is moving on, or at least trying to and seem to have no more f*cks to give for Donbass and Crimea.

It appears to be the end of Act II.

...indeed...recent reports indicate western Ukrainians now no longer have interest in assisting those displaced easterners attempting to relocate/settle in their more stable regions...would-be renters have begun to encounter significant stonewalling and employment of said displaced persons seems to be almost non-existent...the typical suspicion of "outsiders" has once again usurped the initial sympathetic outpouring of "brotherly love" assistance...move along, folks...nothing to see here...

...so...what's the expectation for Act III?...
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: Ted on 12:22 16-Oct-2014
Something like this:

After his first confrontation with the witches, Macbeth worried that he would have to commit a murder to gain the Scottish crown. He seems to have gotten used to the idea, as by this point the body count has risen to alarming levels. Now that the first part of the witches' prophecy has come true, Macbeth feels that he must kill his friend Banquo and the young Fleance in order to prevent the second part from becoming realized. But, as Fleance's survival suggests, there can be no escape from the witches' prophecies.


Macbeth and his wife seem to have traded roles. As he talks to the murderers, Macbeth adopts the same rhetoric that Lady Macbeth used to convince him to murder in Act 1, scene 7. He questions their manhood in order to make them angry, and their desire to murder Banquo and Fleance grows out of their desire to prove themselves to be men. In the scene with Lady Macbeth that follows, Macbeth again echoes her previous comments. She told him earlier that he must "look like the innocent flower, / But be the serpent under't". Now he is the one reminding her to mask her unease, as he says that they must "make [their] faces visors to [their] hearts, / Disguising what they are". Yet, despite his displays of fearlessness, Macbeth is undeniably beset with guilt and doubt, which he expresses in his reference to the "scorpions' in his mind and in his declaration that in killing Banquo they "have scorched the snake, not killed it".

While her husband grows bolder, Lady Macbeth begins to despair, "Naught's had; all's spent," she says. It is difficult to believe that the woman who now attempts to talk her husband out of committing more murders is the same Lady Macbeth who earlier spurred her husband on to slaughter. Just as he begins to echo her earlier statements, she references his. "What's done is done", she says wishfully, echoing her husband's use of "done" in Act 1, scene 7, where he said: "If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well / It were done quickly". But as husband and wife begin to realize, nothing is 'done' whatsoever; their sense of closure is an illusion.

Both characters seem shocked and dismayed that possessing the crown has not rid them of trouble or brought them happiness. The language that they use is fraught with imagery suggestive of suspicion, paranoia, and inner turmoil, like Macbeth's evocative "full of scorpions is my mind, dear wife". Each murder Macbeth commits or commissions is intended to bring him security and contentment, but the deeper his arms sink in blood, the more violent and horrified he becomes.

By the start of Act 3, the play's main theme: the repercussions of acting on ambition without moral constraint. has been articulated and explored. The play now builds inexorably toward its end. Unlike Hamlet, in which the plot seems open to multiple possibilities up to the final scene, Macbeth's action seems to develop inevitably. We know that there is nothing to stop Macbeth's murder spree except his own death, and it is for that death that the audience now waits. Only with Macbeth's demise, we realize, can any kind of moral order be restored to Scotland.

Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: BubbaGump on 12:46 16-Oct-2014
...well played, F...well played, indeed...  8)

...and so we await Macduff --- Macbeth's "hell-hound" --- to arrive upon the scene with the revelation that he was from his mother's womb "untimely ripped"...thus striking ultimate terror into the wretched creature as he awakens to the realization that his destiny is now at hand...
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: Ted on 13:52 16-Oct-2014
...well played, F...well played, indeed...  8)

...and so we await Macduff --- Macbeth's "hell-hound" --- to arrive upon the scene with the revelation that he was from his mother's womb "untimely ripped"...thus striking ultimate terror into the wretched creature as he awakens to the realization that his destiny is now at hand...

Thus the prophecy will be fulfilled.

Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: BubbaGump on 19:14 16-Oct-2014
...aye...
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: kyivkpic on 10:58 25-Oct-2014
The exiled king
and his family of swine
await their reckoning.

A degenerate soviet
man who killed
his way to Ukraine's wrecking.

the Kremlin-based midget sees his own potential
corresponding fate.

He's claimed the throne
for his own
the antithesis of Peter the Great.








 
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: Carlusha on 16:37 27-Oct-2014
While the Kremlin-based midget was making Kyiv madder
Yanukovych reclined on a ladder
His position to the Kremlin-based midget
Suggested coition
So he climbed up the ladder and had 'er!


Sorry, couldn't find any suitable alternative for "had 'im"! I suppose it might work if Yanukovych was a hermaphrodite!
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: BubbaGump on 16:40 27-Oct-2014
...well...who's to say he/she is not?  8)
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: kyivkpic on 22:46 23-Apr-2015
Well.... Act III seems to have been cancelled due to a lack of interest. The audience doesn't care. The American people do not give a poop about Ukraine and a small disputed environmental wasteland full of white trash and barbarians killing each other. Nobody knows who the Frak has won in a hybrid war. It's just a nasty bloodsport which doesn't allow spectators.

Russia is still putting on a show, however. It seems to be their dying act.  More than a century of tyranny, war, desolation, exile, poverty, slavery and complete de-evolution is coming to its inevitable end. Russia acts like they actually have a fighting force of men instead of millions of fat vodka drinking pigs and malnourished heavy smokers with the brains of a dog but the Kremlin-based midget is down to sending skinny orphans to fight his tiny wars on the border and setting up terrorist units with idiots and goons who aren't good at hiding or making explosives. Like Don Quixote they're raging against enemies that don't exist and their real enemies are orders of magnitude larger and might as well be an advanced species from the future and another planet in terms of technological superiority.

Victor Yanukovich, the exiled King of poop is no longer a character. He's just drinking himself to death in silence near Moscow. He has buried one son, whom he didn't like and whose death was probably just a message to the older and cherished remaining son that he's next. A ruling family that went down in history like a fat obnoxious white trash family being evicted from a trailer park for theft. It's not a story of royals. It'd more appropriate for The Jerry Springer Show but it is all just morbid, absurd,convoluted and stupid enough for Russian literature.






Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: Ted on 05:34 24-Apr-2015
Act IV: Just swap put John for Stalin, Jesus for Pootie Poot....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU7htB3cyo4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU7htB3cyo4#)


Or the original... you decide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebtjj8aFXh8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebtjj8aFXh8)

Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: Kord on 11:06 24-Apr-2015
She didn't think so. She just murmured something about Yatseniuk and the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and laughed maniacally and said they are getting closer...
(http://www.gifsforum.com/images/image/not%20sure%20if%20serious/grand/notsureifserious.jpg)
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: kyivkpic on 15:46 24-Apr-2015
She didn't think so. She just murmured something about Yatseniuk and the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and laughed maniacally and said they are getting closer...
(http://www.gifsforum.com/images/image/not%20sure%20if%20serious/grand/notsureifserious.jpg)

She used to like him exactly because he is Jewish but she had since become more politically cynical. She is a Ukrainian patriot and near martyr but I truly don't know about any conspiracy...She's realizes more clearly now like more and more Ukrainians that truly free people don't need a leader.
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: Brudder_A on 13:12 26-Apr-2015
Dikhed Award of the Day

Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu wished the bikers good luck, writing on his private Twitter page that "a ride through Poland should be taken on tanks."

 http://www.unian.info/world/1071578-russian-night-wolves-bikers-set-out-on-ride-across-europe-despite-polish-czech-travel-bans.html (http://www.unian.info/world/1071578-russian-night-wolves-bikers-set-out-on-ride-across-europe-despite-polish-czech-travel-bans.html)

My reply to smug Russians like Serjozha is the - "Your women are constantly being taken for a ride - and quite cheaply"

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: David Rochlin on 16:39 26-Apr-2015
If Top Gear does become a Russian TV show, I am quite sure they will try to produce a show involving a tank excursion through EU.
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: cc3 on 14:16 27-Apr-2015
That's what the Night Wolves are proposing:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-32452276 (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-32452276)

https://twitter.com/s_shoigu/status/591686606727335936 (https://twitter.com/s_shoigu/status/591686606727335936)
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: Brudder_A on 15:31 27-Apr-2015
That's what the Night Wolves are proposing:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-32452276 (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-32452276)

https://twitter.com/s_shoigu/status/591686606727335936 (https://twitter.com/s_shoigu/status/591686606727335936)

Poland denied entry, apparently.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/ukrainian/news_in_brief/2015/04/150427_she_poland_night_wolves?ocid=socialflow_facebook (http://www.bbc.co.uk/ukrainian/news_in_brief/2015/04/150427_she_poland_night_wolves?ocid=socialflow_facebook)
Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: kyivkpic on 14:10 28-Jan-2017
Well, folks. Here we are. The Theater of The Absurd has moved to America for Act III where Mr. Donald Trump is president.

Behind the scenes is the Kremlin-based midget supposedly, and even Paul Manafort, Yanukovich's evil political consultant.

















Title: Re: Eastern European Theater of The Absurd
Post by: Brudder_A on 07:04 24-Dec-2020
Well, folks. Here we are. The Theater of The Absurd has moved to America for Act III where Mr. Donald Trump is president.

Behind the scenes is the Kremlin-based midget supposedly, and even Paul Manafort, Yanukovich's evil political consultant.

As expected this scumbag received a pardon for his crimes...

POTUS showing that he is "Mob boss" of the highest order.